Woody’s Chalkboards

Ronda Rousey
Down and deFEETed

Tony went to Fordham; I went to Chevyham

There’s a “P” in ESPN for a reason. Hello!

There’s a reason you never see the producer

Do competitive origami artists fold under pressure?

Orion's belt is just a big waste of space
and time

A tree may not make a sound when it falls in the woods, but it sure leaves a mark

No one can hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom because the “P” is silent

ATH stands for "All time host."
Points Tony

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

After 13 years and 500 wins I think I deserve tenure.

Ways to Write Good
1. Be more or less specific.
2. Avoid alliteration, always.
Three. Be consistent.

Party at Frank’s house. He has his own pool…cue

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

I always run at the mouth of a river

I have only two rules:
valet parking
and
no salad bars

Frank is a man without an island; he lives in Brooklyn

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

Cowlishaw is all Texas - all hat, no good answers

Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show

I got muted in school also

I was voted least likely to succeed. The students were right.

Tweet me bad stuff; I know where you live

My Twitter handle is @leavemealone

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