Woody’s Chalkboards

I wonder if turtles think frogs are homeless?

My fitness band congratulated me on hitting my steps goal. It looks great on the cat.

Adam and Eve
First to agree with the apple terms & conditions without reading them

There is really no manly way to carry balloons

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think “Oh man! It’s the cops”?

I suppose you could call me an avid indoorsman

ZACH ATTACK!!!

When you have the chance to be a bigger person, take it because cake is delicious

If you want to join my Scrabble club, I could put in a good word for you

We are all time traveler’s moving at exactly 60 minutes per hour

Nothing affects average margin of victory like the mute button

Frank is not a Facebook status; you don’t have to like him

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

I’m actually not old; I’m 25 plus shipping and handling

There are two rules to success
1.) Don't tell all you know

A man tried to sell me a coffin the other day, but that’s the last thing I need

“Free agent” is an oxymoron

Iv'e decided to opt out of my contract. I am officially on the market.
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Note: Iv'e [sic] [pic]

Birthdays are cool, but 69 of them isn’t good for you

My job is secure. Who else would want to hang over his shoulders for 12 years?

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

Tony, if we were NBA draft prospects, which panelist would draw the most boos?

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.

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