Woody’s Chalkboards

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4’s”?

Cole's Law:
Thinly sliced cabbage

All true wisdom is found on me
-- Chalkboard

I wonder where forest rangers go to escape it all?

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I check none of the boxes

Your senses are heightened when you do things you’re not supposed to while at work

Make yourself indispensable at work by hiding everything

If I were the only panelist I still couldn’t get to 500 wins

If there was a scandal about a fence, would they call it gate-gate?

I’d call my fashion style “clothes that still fit”

One day you’re the best thing since sliced bread, the next, you’re toast

Money can’t buy happiness, but you can find it faster in a convertable

Sometimes I feel like a semicolon. I never know where; I belong

I admit I am condescending. I always talk down to people

When all is said and done there is always someone who is still talking

Sometimes I wish I was a whiteboard; they are remarkable
--Chalkboard

When I first got my universal remote, I thought to myself, “This changes everything”

To make a long story short, just quit right in the middle.

Some questions just answer themselves: sit-ups or pizza?

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