Woody’s Chalkboards

I’ve got a good knock-knock joke, but you have to start.

The affect of bad grammar can effect my mood

If I had three chances every showdown, I’d be to 500 wins by now. #U.S.OPEN

Where do I submit my application for Cavs head coach?
-- Chalkboard

I've always wanted to play golf like Tiger. Now I can.
-- Chalkboard

Dentists clean unhealthy teeth so I don’t trust a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 of them recommend

Calligraphy is an idea that looked good on paper

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself

Prepositions are not words to end a sentence with

They say third time’s a charm, unless you’re going for 500 wins

I love my body parts, but not my mind parts

The thing about being a nurse is, you must have patience

The only thing less funny than self-deprecating humor is me

Reali and zombies love my brain

Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

A backward poet writes inverse

Greek mythology always has been my Achilles’ elbow

I don’t get the point of curved televisions

I think I’m addicted to Taylor Swift’s music, so I’m trying to shake it off

"I think I'm getting too old for this."
— Father time

So the duck tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill”

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