Woody’s Chalkboards

I love my body parts, but not my mind parts

The thing about being a nurse is, you must have patience

The only thing less funny than self-deprecating humor is me

Reali and zombies love my brain

Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

A backward poet writes inverse

Greek mythology always has been my Achilles’ elbow

I don’t get the point of curved televisions

I think I’m addicted to Taylor Swift’s music, so I’m trying to shake it off

"I think I'm getting too old for this."
— Father time

So the duck tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill”

I woke up this morning on Mt. Everest. It’s all uphill from here

My body has no curb appeal

Smiling will instantly increase your face value

Professional construction has pros and cons

I forgot how to writ th lttr .
--Chalkboard

I have a joke about a muffler, but it is exhausting

Tony’s teleprompter broke. He’s speechless

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

My shoes are sole mates

Those who build roofs are so inclined

Despite my stardom, my career appearing on games shows is in jeopardy

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