Woody’s Chalkboards

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think “Oh man! It’s the cops”?

I suppose you could call me an avid indoorsman

ZACH ATTACK!!!

When you have the chance to be a bigger person, take it because cake is delicious

If you want to join my Scrabble club, I could put in a good word for you

We are all time traveler’s moving at exactly 60 minutes per hour

Nothing affects average margin of victory like the mute button

Frank is not a Facebook status; you don’t have to like him

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

I’m actually not old; I’m 25 plus shipping and handling

There are two rules to success
1.) Don't tell all you know

A man tried to sell me a coffin the other day, but that’s the last thing I need

“Free agent” is an oxymoron

Iv'e decided to opt out of my contract. I am officially on the market.
-- Chalkboard

Note: Iv'e [sic] [pic]

Birthdays are cool, but 69 of them isn’t good for you

My job is secure. Who else would want to hang over his shoulders for 12 years?

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

Tony, if we were NBA draft prospects, which panelist would draw the most boos?

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.

I’ve got a good knock-knock joke, but you have to start.

The affect of bad grammar can effect my mood

If I had three chances every showdown, I’d be to 500 wins by now. #U.S.OPEN

Where do I submit my application for Cavs head coach?
-- Chalkboard

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