Lottery: A tax on people that are bad at math
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4’s”?
Cole's Law:
Thinly sliced cabbage
All true wisdom is found on me
-- Chalkboard
I wonder where forest rangers go to escape it all?
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Your senses are heightened when you do things you’re not supposed to while at work
Make yourself indispensable at work by hiding everything
If I were the only panelist I still couldn’t get to 500 wins
If there was a scandal about a fence, would they call it gate-gate?
I’d call my fashion style “clothes that still fit”
One day you’re the best thing since sliced bread, the next, you’re toast
Money can’t buy happiness, but you can find it faster in a convertable
Sometimes I feel like a semicolon. I never know where; I belong
I admit I am condescending. I always talk down to people
When all is said and done there is always someone who is still talking
Sometimes I wish I was a whiteboard; they are remarkable
--Chalkboard
When I first got my universal remote, I thought to myself, “This changes everything”
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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