Woody’s Chalkboards

I woke up this morning on Mt. Everest. It’s all uphill from here

My body has no curb appeal

Smiling will instantly increase your face value

Professional construction has pros and cons

I forgot how to writ th lttr .
--Chalkboard

I have a joke about a muffler, but it is exhausting

Tony’s teleprompter broke. He’s speechless

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

My shoes are sole mates

Those who build roofs are so inclined

Despite my stardom, my career appearing on games shows is in jeopardy

Indecision is they key to flexibility

Note: 'they' [sic] [pic]

Lottery: A tax on people that are bad at math

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4’s”?

Cole's Law:
Thinly sliced cabbage

All true wisdom is found on me
-- Chalkboard

I wonder where forest rangers go to escape it all?

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I check none of the boxes

Your senses are heightened when you do things you’re not supposed to while at work

Make yourself indispensable at work by hiding everything

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