I've always wanted to play golf like Tiger. Now I can.
-- Chalkboard
Dentists clean unhealthy teeth so I don’t trust a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 of them recommend
Calligraphy is an idea that looked good on paper
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself
Prepositions are not words to end a sentence with
They say third time’s a charm, unless you’re going for 500 wins
I love my body parts, but not my mind parts
The thing about being a nurse is, you must have patience
The only thing less funny than self-deprecating humor is me
A backward poet writes inverse
Greek mythology always has been my Achilles’ elbow
I don’t get the point of curved televisions
I think I’m addicted to Taylor Swift’s music, so I’m trying to shake it off
"I think I'm getting too old for this."
— Father time
So the duck tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill”
I woke up this morning on Mt. Everest. It’s all uphill from here
My body has no curb appeal
Smiling will instantly increase your face value
Professional construction has pros and cons
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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