The thing about being a nurse is, you must have patience
The only thing less funny than self-deprecating humor is me
A backward poet writes inverse
Greek mythology always has been my Achilles’ elbow
I don’t get the point of curved televisions
I think I’m addicted to Taylor Swift’s music, so I’m trying to shake it off
"I think I'm getting too old for this."
— Father time
So the duck tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill”
I woke up this morning on Mt. Everest. It’s all uphill from here
My body has no curb appeal
Smiling will instantly increase your face value
Professional construction has pros and cons
I forgot how to writ th lttr .
--Chalkboard
I have a joke about a muffler, but it is exhausting
Tony’s teleprompter broke. He’s speechless
Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
My shoes are sole mates
Those who build roofs are so inclined
Despite my stardom, my career appearing on games shows is in jeopardy
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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