Woody’s Chalkboards

I forgot how to writ th lttr .
--Chalkboard

I have a joke about a muffler, but it is exhausting

Tony’s teleprompter broke. He’s speechless

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

My shoes are sole mates

Those who build roofs are so inclined

Despite my stardom, my career appearing on games shows is in jeopardy

Indecision is they key to flexibility

Note: 'they' [sic] [pic]

Lottery: A tax on people that are bad at math

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4’s”?

Cole's Law:
Thinly sliced cabbage

All true wisdom is found on me
-- Chalkboard

I wonder where forest rangers go to escape it all?

ATM Disclaimer
Sign necessary forms or get muted

I check none of the boxes

Your senses are heightened when you do things you’re not supposed to while at work

Make yourself indispensable at work by hiding everything

If I were the only panelist I still couldn’t get to 500 wins

If there was a scandal about a fence, would they call it gate-gate?

I’d call my fashion style “clothes that still fit”

One day you’re the best thing since sliced bread, the next, you’re toast

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