They should make a Minecraft movie; it would be a blockbuster
Spring is here! I’m so exited I wet my plants
Note: (more like he's so excited he left out a 'c', amirite?) [pic]
I may not have finished first in the bracket challenge, but I did beat Frank
Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show
Sorry I’m late I rode my hoverboard today
DANGER
1.21 jiggawatts
I’m going ahead to the past
Can February March? No, but April May
Fanny's Rest Stop
Eat here and get gas
Frank, I think we are at that stage as friends where we can insult each other
Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show
I’m the Kentucky of this show. It’s me vs. the field
2,200 appearances: the equivalent of “over the hill”
Mr. 2,200
Cheesy pick-up lines
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food
The musician broke into song because he couldn’t find the key
Today my name is backboard
When is an Irish potato not Irish? When it’s a french fry
St. Patrick's Day Poll
Am I wearing underwear beneath my kilt? Y☐ N☐
My bracket is already busted
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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