2,200 appearances: the equivalent of “over the hill”
Mr. 2,200
Cheesy pick-up lines
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food
The musician broke into song because he couldn’t find the key
Today my name is backboard
When is an Irish potato not Irish? When it’s a french fry
St. Patrick's Day Poll
Am I wearing underwear beneath my kilt? Y☐ N☐
My bracket is already busted
The real bracket challenge: hanging my TV wall mount
Diet Rule #1
If nobody sees me eat it, it doesn't contain calories
If you think nothing is impossible try slamming a revolving door
My best advice is to not listen to advice, even this advice
Potatoes are the prettiest vegetables; all eyes are on them
Hey App Store can you make a fire?
No Matches
Should the Colts have signed Al Gore instead of Frank Gore?
My computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing
Being a couch potato is risky; someone may get hungry and eat you
Very few things blow my mind, unless it’s windy outside
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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