Woody’s Chalkboards

Money can’t buy happiness, but you can find it faster in a convertable

Sometimes I feel like a semicolon. I never know where; I belong

I admit I am condescending. I always talk down to people

When all is said and done there is always someone who is still talking

Sometimes I wish I was a whiteboard; they are remarkable
--Chalkboard

When I first got my universal remote, I thought to myself, “This changes everything”

To make a long story short, just quit right in the middle.

Some questions just answer themselves: sit-ups or pizza?

Do I have a police record? No, but I own two of their albums on cassette.

Hang on Tony. Let me over think this.

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

Life is short. I’m not too long for it

Let me be frank with you
Perhaps not

I got caught stealing a calendar and got twelve months

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

A book fell on my head this morning. I have only myshelf to blame.

Fishermen are reel men

They should make a Minecraft movie; it would be a blockbuster

Spring is here! I’m so exited I wet my plants

Note: (more like he's so excited he left out a 'c', amirite?) [pic]

I may not have finished first in the bracket challenge, but I did beat Frank

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

Sorry I’m late I rode my hoverboard today

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