Woody’s Chalkboards

The real bracket challenge: hanging my TV wall mount

Diet Rule #1
If nobody sees me eat it, it doesn't contain calories

If you think nothing is impossible try slamming a revolving door

My best advice is to not listen to advice, even this advice

Potatoes are the prettiest vegetables; all eyes are on them

Hey App Store can you make a fire?
No Matches

Should the Colts have signed Al Gore instead of Frank Gore?

My computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing

Being a couch potato is risky; someone may get hungry and eat you

Very few things blow my mind, unless it’s windy outside

The best part about writing a book is the book parties

Alarm Clocks for Sale
Buy one. You will sleep soundly

Today's Motto
It's not important to win. It's only important that Frank loses

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show.

Man, I am old. The candles for my birthday cake cost more than the cake itself.

When one door closes, another should open. If not, go through the window

Those who snore always fall asleep first

Why do they call it a pair of pants when there is only one?

A penny saved is ridiculous

I know you can't tell, but I laugh at my own jokes
-- Chalkboard

My biggest pet peeve? Ironically it's nails on a chalkboard
-- Chalkboard

About Woody’s Chalkboard