Any available whiteboard out there? I got a plus-one invite to the Oscars
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
This chalkboard available for A-Rod’s next apology
Any whiteboard's out there need a valentine?
-- Chalkboard
Note: whiteboard's [sic] [pic]
Can you believe I've been with him 13 years and never won employee of the month?
-- Chalkboard
I love rehearsal dinners. I rarely get to practice my meals before I eat them.
Never ask a podiatrist for conversions to metric. They only know feet.
My pizza jokes can’t be topped
Tacks have a very pinpoint way of hurting
Things I'm bad at: singing
Things I do a lot: sing
I kissed Katy Perry and I didn’t like it
Instead of beast mode, hawks went bust mode
Last night I hugged a cactus
Now we know what it means when Tom Brady airs one out
In AZ 3 days made a rash decision, bought Calamine lotion
Job Application
In case of emergency contact: doctor
HELP WANTED
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-- Ball deflator
-- Greater Glendale area
-- Must be available February 1, 2015
-- Greater Glendale area
-- Must be available February 1, 2015
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About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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