Tacks have a very pinpoint way of hurting
Things I'm bad at: singing
Things I do a lot: sing
I kissed Katy Perry and I didn’t like it
Instead of beast mode, hawks went bust mode
Last night I hugged a cactus
Now we know what it means when Tom Brady airs one out
In AZ 3 days made a rash decision, bought Calamine lotion
Job Application
In case of emergency contact: doctor
HELP WANTED
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-- Ball deflator
-- Greater Glendale area
-- Must be available February 1, 2015
-- Greater Glendale area
-- Must be available February 1, 2015
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Pillow fight champion featherweight division
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
What do you get when you cross Oregon & Ohio State?
A duckeye or a buckduck
Monday Special
Free shrugs for Frank Isola
Note: Frank Isola is another panelist on the show
Plateau’s. The highest form of flattery.
For Pete’s sake, who’s Pete Sake?
"I shrunk because I was in a pool of grease."
-- Bacon
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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