My New Year's resolution:
500 wins. It starts today
I’m going to get Blitzen for the holidays
I’m the first No-L
Stay tuned; my facetime is coming up next
Warning Frank
I know every word to the Frozen song. I will sing it to you
Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show
Me?
Sarcastic?
Never
What's Forrest Gump's password?
1forrest1
Only 372 shopping days until Christmas 2015
Did you hear about the Italian chef who pasta way?
When life knocks me down, I usually lie there and take naps
I don’t like wearing pants; that’s why I like this job
"K."
Well potassium to you too
Beware of Bear
Don't feed Teddy.
He is stuffed.
If you are cold, stand in a corner. They are usually 90°
Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie?
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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