Potatoes are the prettiest vegetables; all eyes are on them
Hey App Store can you make a fire?
No Matches
Should the Colts have signed Al Gore instead of Frank Gore?
My computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing
Being a couch potato is risky; someone may get hungry and eat you
Very few things blow my mind, unless it’s windy outside
The best part about writing a book is the book parties
Alarm Clocks for Sale
Buy one. You will sleep soundly
Today's Motto
It's not important to win. It's only important that Frank loses
Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show.
Man, I am old. The candles for my birthday cake cost more than the cake itself.
When one door closes, another should open. If not, go through the window
Those who snore always fall asleep first
Why do they call it a pair of pants when there is only one?
A penny saved is ridiculous
I know you can't tell, but I laugh at my own jokes
-- Chalkboard
My biggest pet peeve? Ironically it's nails on a chalkboard
-- Chalkboard
Any available whiteboard out there? I got a plus-one invite to the Oscars
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
This chalkboard available for A-Rod’s next apology
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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