Woody’s Chalkboards

You hang around, I’ll go on ahead

This must be a sign

I’d tell you a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon

I dig, you dig, he dig, she dig, they dig…it’s not a great poem, but it’s very deep

I’m not hungry, I’m stuffed

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and stare at it for hours.

The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have

Like a fish, it would be wise for me to keep my mouth shut.

I try not to spend too much time online, but wi‑fight it?

Kate, just between you and me, I like Frank the least of the NY panelists.
-- Chalkboard

Note: Kate = Kate Fagan, another NY panelist on the show. Frank = Frank Isola, another NY panelist on the show.

Tony doesn’t determine who’s right, only who’s left.

Good news! The fifth dentist caved and now they are all recommending Trident

When Peter Pan punches, they neverland

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

I wonder if they make any pills for road rage?

Cremation is the only way I’ll have a smokin’ hot body.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Corduroy pillows:
they are making headlines!

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider jogging

Keep your dream alive; hit the snooze button.

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