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Did you hear about the Italian chef who pasta way?
When life knocks me down, I usually lie there and take naps
I don’t like wearing pants; that’s why I like this job
"K."
Well potassium to you too
Beware of Bear
Don't feed Teddy.
He is stuffed.
If you are cold, stand in a corner. They are usually 90°
Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie?
This must be a sign
I’d tell you a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon
I dig, you dig, he dig, she dig, they dig…it’s not a great poem, but it’s very deep
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and stare at it for hours.
The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have
I try not to spend too much time online, but wi‑fight it?
Kate, just between you and me, I like Frank the least of the NY panelists.
-- Chalkboard
Note: Kate = Kate Fagan, another NY panelist on the show. Frank = Frank Isola, another NY panelist on the show.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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