Woody’s Chalkboards

What do you get when you cross Oregon & Ohio State?
A duckeye or a buckduck

Monday Special
Free shrugs for Frank Isola

Note: Frank Isola is another panelist on the show

Plateau’s. The highest form of flattery.

For Pete’s sake, who’s Pete Sake?

"I shrunk because I was in a pool of grease."
-- Bacon

Cell-fie

Something between us smells

My New Year's resolution:
500 wins. It starts today

I’m going to get Blitzen for the holidays

I’m the first No-L

Stay tuned; my facetime is coming up next

Warning Frank
I know every word to the Frozen song. I will sing it to you

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

Not photo shopped

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody [pic]

Me?
Sarcastic?
Never

I learned how to do chalkboard stands
-- chalkboard

What's Forrest Gump's password?
1forrest1

Only 372 shopping days until Christmas 2015

Did you hear about the Italian chef who pasta way?

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Batman

When life knocks me down, I usually lie there and take naps

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