Tony doesn’t determine who’s right, only who’s left.
Good news! The fifth dentist caved and now they are all recommending Trident
When Peter Pan punches, they neverland
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
I wonder if they make any pills for road rage?
Cremation is the only way I’ll have a smokin’ hot body.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Corduroy pillows:
they are making headlines!

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider jogging
Keep your dream alive; hit the snooze button.

Roses are red,
that part is true,
but violets are purple, not blue.

I have a photographic memory. But I never developed it.
I have a smart pet spider. He has his own website.
The inventor of the door knocker should win a no-bell prize
I used to be great at banking but I lost interest

Dead Zone:
Beware of zombies

Biologists take cellfies

Never leave dishes nsync
--Justin

You know what seems odd to me?
Numbers that aren't divisible by two.

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