Tony doesn’t determine who’s right, only who’s left.
Good news! The fifth dentist caved and now they are all recommending Trident
When Peter Pan punches, they neverland
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
I wonder if they make any pills for road rage?
Cremation is the only way I’ll have a smokin’ hot body.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider jogging
Keep your dream alive; hit the snooze button.
I have a photographic memory. But I never developed it.
I have a smart pet spider. He has his own website.
The inventor of the door knocker should win a no-bell prize
I used to be great at banking but I lost interest