I don’t like the tops of stairs either. They always bring me down.
Thursday, October 23, 2014
I really don’t like it when my food goes to waist
Thursday, October 23, 2014
Frank, I relish the fact that you mustard the courage to attempt to ketchup to me in the standings
Thursday, October 23, 2014

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

What is the definition of a will?
(It's a dead giveaway)

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Puppets for sale.
No strings attached.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Who is the new girl?
-- Chalkboard

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Note: New girl is Kate Fagan, another panelist on the show

I’m not being obtuse but, you’re acute girl.
Tuesday, October 21, 2014
I don’t always turnip at parties, but when I do I’m the radish guy.
Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Parallel lines have so much in common...
It's a shame they will never meet

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

[pic]

This about says it all:

ITALL

Thursday, October 16, 2014
I became a vegetarian. I think it was a huge missed steak
Thursday, October 16, 2014

Nothing brightens up a room like Frank's absence
Oh, wait...

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

To the guy who invented zero
thanks for nothing

Tuesday, October 14, 2014
I’m trying to think of a Miley Cyrus joke, but it’s not twerking
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
Will your dog chase a stick?
Thursday, October 9, 2014

[pic]

A graph of my wins the past month
Thursday, October 9, 2014

[pic]

Do you think I will ever get to 500 wins?
Me neither.

Thursday, October 9, 2014
Everything is easier said than done, except talking. That’s the same.
Wednesday, October 8, 2014
You
look
funny
doing
that
with
your
head
Wednesday, October 8, 2014

[pic]

Someone once told me to follow my dreams, so I’m going back to bed
Thursday, October 2, 2014
Page: 79 of 232