Woody’s Chalkboards

I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my iPhone?

They say laughter is the best medicine. Actually, it’s scoring more points than Frank.

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show.

If we were school supplies I would be the ruler of this panel

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

I wrote a tune about a tortilla. Actually, it’s more of a wrap song.

I started a band called 999 megabytes, we haven’t gotten a gig yet.

I intend to live forever
check back tomorrow.

I’m so ecstatic but why is nothing sticking to me?

Just went to an emotional wedding; even the cake was in tiers

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

I always offer two dinner choices:
1. Take it
2. Leave it

Easily
distrac

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I'm taking care of my procrastination issues. Just wait and see

Irony.
The opposite of wrinkly

I know it’s cheesy, but I feel grate

I prefer my puns intended

This panel brings out the best insults in me

Just call me “Mr. 57” or “Heinz”

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