Woody’s Chalkboards

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.

My most prized possessions are the insults that never left my head

Frank, what are you doing here? Did someone call in sick?

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

Like a good neighbor, stay over there

Frank, would you rather not be book smart or be Sesame Street smart?

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show.

I don’t always lose my phone, but when I do, it’s on silent.

Brand new studio, same old Woody.

Thanks for the advice. But what I really need are minions

Ice
Bank
Mice
Elf
Say it out loud

I’m rubber you’re glue, let’s make some award-winning art together

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap

The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have. Ask Bob

Note: Bob = Bob Ryan, another panelist on the show.

We'll we'll we'll
if it isn't autocorrect

17 wins. Great job Frank. But, I'm still more famous than you.
-- Chalkboard

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

At my age, every hour I work should be overtime.

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver

My life has a superb cast, but I can’t figure out the plot

Great! No Frank today. I still have two more wishes

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

Never get into an argument with someone who types faster than you

Don’t knock on Pablo’s door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that!

Note: Pablo = Pablo Torres, another panelist on the show (who was doing host duty since Tony was out)

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