Woody’s Chalkboards

I wonder if they make any pills for road rage?

Cremation is the only way I’ll have a smokin’ hot body.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Corduroy pillows:
they are making headlines!

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider jogging

Keep your dream alive; hit the snooze button.

New shoes?

Roses are red,
that part is true,
but violets are purple, not blue.

I have a photographic memory. But I never developed it.

I have a smart pet spider. He has his own website.

The inventor of the door knocker should win a no-bell prize

I used to be great at banking but I lost interest

Dead Zone:
Beware of zombies

Biologists take cellfies

Never leave dishes nsync
--Justin

You know what seems odd to me?
Numbers that aren't divisible by two.

I don’t like the tops of stairs either. They always bring me down.

I really don’t like it when my food goes to waist

Frank, I relish the fact that you mustard the courage to attempt to ketchup to me in the standings

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

What is the definition of a will?
(It's a dead giveaway)

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