It’s officially Shark Week. Productivity level set to zero
Monday, August 11, 2014
Sometimes I wonder why the frisbee gets bigger. Then it hits me
Friday, August 8, 2014

ATTENTION:
Casual Friday has been cancelled due to Kevin

Friday, August 8, 2014

Note: Kevin = Kevin Blackistone, another panelist on the show

Hey Bill, if you were a ninja turtle, which one would you be?
Friday, August 8, 2014

Note: Bill = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show

I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener
Thursday, August 7, 2014
Cowlishaw is very well educated on stuff that he makes up
Thursday, August 7, 2014

Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show

#TBT PROP POLL
1. Hulk hands
2. Stormtrooper hat
3. Depends

Thursday, August 7, 2014
I’m glad I was young and stupid before there were camera phones
Wednesday, August 6, 2014
Why aren’t iPhone chargers called Apple juice?
Wednesday, August 6, 2014
Slide for sarcastic comment
Wednesday, August 6, 2014
I am not the type of person that you put on speaker phone
Thursday, July 31, 2014
Frank ain’t nothin but a hound dog
Thursday, July 31, 2014

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on ATH

Don't be cruel Tony
love me tender

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

Doorbell broken
Yell "ding dong" really loud

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

The Hokey Pokey Clinic
A place to turn yourself around

Wednesday, July 30, 2014
I’m 22.5 facetimes away from immortality
Wednesday, July 30, 2014

PRIVATE SIGN
Please only look, don't read...
what did I just say!

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

I'm 24,852 days old today
but who's counting?

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Note: 24,852 days old would place Woody's birthday on July 14, 1946. However, Woody's birthday seems to be June 27, 1946, which would be 24,869 days before today. But, again, who's counting.

I dropped my iPad in the sea, now Adele is rolling in the deep
Tuesday, July 29, 2014

You can now
tune
out

Thursday, July 24, 2014
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