Woody’s Chalkboards

I started a band called 999 megabytes, we haven’t gotten a gig yet.

I intend to live forever
check back tomorrow.

I’m so ecstatic but why is nothing sticking to me?

Just went to an emotional wedding; even the cake was in tiers

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

I always offer two dinner choices:
1. Take it
2. Leave it

Easily
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I'm taking care of my procrastination issues. Just wait and see

Irony.
The opposite of wrinkly

I know it’s cheesy, but I feel grate

I prefer my puns intended

This panel brings out the best insults in me

Just call me “Mr. 57” or “Heinz”

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.

My most prized possessions are the insults that never left my head

Frank, what are you doing here? Did someone call in sick?

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

Like a good neighbor, stay over there

Frank, would you rather not be book smart or be Sesame Street smart?

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show.

I don’t always lose my phone, but when I do, it’s on silent.

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