ATTENTION
Stay tuned for a rare Woody 3-peat
I am very nice to my daughter. She’s choosing my nursing home
I just realized the word “bed” actually looks like a bed.
This one’s for Pat
Note: Pat = Pat Bowlen who announced he was giving up control of the Broncos due to Alzheimer's disease
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It does the ratings good
A few people lead normal lives despite owning cats
Garage Sale
80% off
CAT FREE
I may be old, but I got to see all the cool bands
If history repeats itself, I’m getting a dinosaur.
RE473.5PECT
Careful. You could end up in my next novel.
Deja stew; I’ve had that soup before
Introducing the Grahamwow!
I’m going to go stand outside, so if anyone asks I’m outstanding
Who needs a sexy beard with a body like this?
If he is a time traveling doctor, wouldn’t that make him “Dr. When”
The Decision
Beard or no beard?
Sharkmardzija sighted. Bat at own risk.
How about I take a selfie for every point I score today?
Discounted skydiving rates. Independence day special!
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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