Woody’s Chalkboards

At my age, every hour I work should be overtime.

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver

My life has a superb cast, but I can’t figure out the plot

Great! No Frank today. I still have two more wishes

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

Never get into an argument with someone who types faster than you

Don’t knock on Pablo’s door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that!

Note: Pablo = Pablo Torres, another panelist on the show (who was doing host duty since Tony was out)

It’s officially Shark Week. Productivity level set to zero

Sometimes I wonder why the frisbee gets bigger. Then it hits me

ATTENTION:
Casual Friday has been cancelled due to Kevin

Note: Kevin = Kevin Blackistone, another panelist on the show

Hey Bill, if you were a ninja turtle, which one would you be?

Note: Bill = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show

I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener

Cowlishaw is very well educated on stuff that he makes up

Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show

#TBT PROP POLL
1. Hulk hands
2. Stormtrooper hat
3. Depends

I’m glad I was young and stupid before there were camera phones

Why aren’t iPhone chargers called Apple juice?

Slide for sarcastic comment

I am not the type of person that you put on speaker phone

Frank ain’t nothin but a hound dog

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on ATH

Don't be cruel Tony
love me tender

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

Doorbell broken
Yell "ding dong" really loud

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