Woody’s Chalkboards

This panel brings out the best insults in me

Just call me “Mr. 57” or “Heinz”

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.

My most prized possessions are the insults that never left my head

Frank, what are you doing here? Did someone call in sick?

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

Like a good neighbor, stay over there

Frank, would you rather not be book smart or be Sesame Street smart?

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show.

I don’t always lose my phone, but when I do, it’s on silent.

Brand new studio, same old Woody.

Thanks for the advice. But what I really need are minions

Ice
Bank
Mice
Elf
Say it out loud

I’m rubber you’re glue, let’s make some award-winning art together

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap

The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have. Ask Bob

Note: Bob = Bob Ryan, another panelist on the show.

We'll we'll we'll
if it isn't autocorrect

17 wins. Great job Frank. But, I'm still more famous than you.
-- Chalkboard

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

At my age, every hour I work should be overtime.

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver

My life has a superb cast, but I can’t figure out the plot

Great! No Frank today. I still have two more wishes

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

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