The Hokey Pokey Clinic
A place to turn yourself around
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what did I just say!
I'm 24,852 days old today
but who's counting?
Note: 24,852 days old would place Woody's birthday on July 14, 1946. However, Woody's birthday seems to be June 27, 1946, which would be 24,869 days before today. But, again, who's counting.
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Note: Pat = Pat Bowlen who announced he was giving up control of the Broncos due to Alzheimer's disease
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About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.