Woody’s Chalkboards

Fireworks expert!
If you see me running, try to keep up

My group of death:

1. Stairs
2. Driving
3. Kids on my lawn
4. Smart phones

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If you’re cooler than me, does that make me hotter than you?

I had something clever to say but it wouldn’t fit on this tiny board

If a seagull flew over the bay, would it then be a bagel?

What are the chances Madison Square Garden starts selling fish filet sandwiches?

Bob you look like a million bucks, all in loose change

Note: Bob = Bob Ryan, another panelist on the show

AC turned off, but chalkboard can handle the heat

Calamine covers the spread in ivy league games

I'm
sick and tired
of always
losing on
Around the Horn

Note: Isola = Frank Isola, another panelist on ATH

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach

Backup my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges

I lost the spelling bee because I mispelled “misspell”

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

If you think my answers are dumb, change your perception

Mind over matter? If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter

There it is

Frank, sorry about the circle joke last show. There was no point to it.

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show. Circle joke last show here.

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