If I answer the cell phone will the ringing in my ear stop?
The 20 win circle
Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show [pic]
I’m surprised I’m not an action figure by now.
If I could talk, I would tell you to stop writing on me
One chalkboard for sale! Bad attitude. Serious inquiries only
Like "Wheel of Fortune", I am now charging for vowels.
-- Chalkboard
I have cat like reflexes, if the cat is Garfield.
I before E except after C…weird?
In dog years...
I'm dead
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
woodypaige.com
love at first site
If life gives you lemons, keep them. Free lemons.
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
Hedgehogs:
Why don't they just share the hedge?
Easily distracted by shiny objects, like Kevin’s glasses
Note: Kevin = Kevin Blackistone, another panelist on the show
If you all is y’all, then can your new poodle be your noodle?
I run a website, so I am a webmaster, like Spiderman
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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