Garage Sale
80% off
CAT FREE
I may be old, but I got to see all the cool bands
If history repeats itself, I’m getting a dinosaur.
RE473.5PECT
Careful. You could end up in my next novel.
Deja stew; I’ve had that soup before
Introducing the Grahamwow!
I’m going to go stand outside, so if anyone asks I’m outstanding
Who needs a sexy beard with a body like this?
If he is a time traveling doctor, wouldn’t that make him “Dr. When”
The Decision
Beard or no beard?
Sharkmardzija sighted. Bat at own risk.
How about I take a selfie for every point I score today?
Discounted skydiving rates. Independence day special!
Fireworks expert!
If you see me running, try to keep up
My group of death:
1. Stairs
2. Driving
3. Kids on my lawn
4. Smart phones
2. Driving
3. Kids on my lawn
4. Smart phones
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If you’re cooler than me, does that make me hotter than you?
I had something clever to say but it wouldn’t fit on this tiny board
If a seagull flew over the bay, would it then be a bagel?
What are the chances Madison Square Garden starts selling fish filet sandwiches?
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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