Who needs a sexy beard with a body like this?
If he is a time traveling doctor, wouldn’t that make him “Dr. When”
The Decision
Beard or no beard?
Sharkmardzija sighted. Bat at own risk.
How about I take a selfie for every point I score today?
Discounted skydiving rates. Independence day special!
Fireworks expert!
If you see me running, try to keep up
My group of death:
1. Stairs
2. Driving
3. Kids on my lawn
4. Smart phones
2. Driving
3. Kids on my lawn
4. Smart phones
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If you’re cooler than me, does that make me hotter than you?
I had something clever to say but it wouldn’t fit on this tiny board
If a seagull flew over the bay, would it then be a bagel?
What are the chances Madison Square Garden starts selling fish filet sandwiches?
Bob you look like a million bucks, all in loose change
Note: Bob = Bob Ryan, another panelist on the show
AC turned off, but chalkboard can handle the heat
Calamine covers the spread in ivy league games
I'm
sick and tired
of always
losing on
Around the Horn
sick and tired
of always
losing on
Around the Horn
Note: Isola = Frank Isola, another panelist on ATH
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach
Backup my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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