Woody’s Chalkboards

Happy Friday everyone. May the richest panelist win

Always give 100% in life, unless you’re donating blood.

Pujols' 500 home runs good
Paige's 2100 shows better!

When life gives you questions, Google has answers.

I am always disappointed when a liar’s pants don’t catch on fire

Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.

What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A smarty pants.

Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs?
From eggplants.

What day does an easter egg had the most?
Fry-days.

Never trust an atom. They make up everything

Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.

Welcome
Please remove your shoes. Take mine on the way out

Loafers: My shoe style and my lifestyle

I’m wearing skinny jeans. Do they make me look fat?

Who is better looking? Me or Frank?

—Chalkboard

Note to self:
Insult Frank as much as possible

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show.

“I pity the fool”

The Woody Project

“Kiss my grits”

I hear the sound of the mute button in my sleep

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