Bob you look like a million bucks, all in loose change
Note: Bob = Bob Ryan, another panelist on the show
AC turned off, but chalkboard can handle the heat
Calamine covers the spread in ivy league games
I'm
sick and tired
of always
losing on
Around the Horn
sick and tired
of always
losing on
Around the Horn
Note: Isola = Frank Isola, another panelist on ATH
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach
Backup my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
I lost the spelling bee because I mispelled “misspell”
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
If you think my answers are dumb, change your perception
Mind over matter? If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter
There it is
Frank, sorry about the circle joke last show. There was no point to it.
Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show. Circle joke last show here.
If I answer the cell phone will the ringing in my ear stop?
The 20 win circle
Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show [pic]
I’m surprised I’m not an action figure by now.
If I could talk, I would tell you to stop writing on me
One chalkboard for sale! Bad attitude. Serious inquiries only
Like "Wheel of Fortune", I am now charging for vowels.
-- Chalkboard
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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