Woody’s Chalkboards

It’s going to be a rough day

I feel like I’m being watched

I “overuse” air quotes

Dogs have owners, cats have staff

I can’t even be trusted to type what I mean

I do what I want, when I want…as long as Mom says it’s OK

My bracket:

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

I always thought air was free, then I bought a bag of chips.

I don’t have birthdays. I level up.

Don’t ask me. I was hired for my looks.

Free agent pricetags

What I want What I do to get it

If you even dream of beating me, wake up and apologize

Keep the dream alive. Hit the snooze button.

I can explain it to you but I can’t understand it for you.

List of things I hate
1. Shirts
2. Irony
3. Lists

I like to party. And by party I mean take naps.

Ah! The element of surprise!

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