Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
Hedgehogs:
Why don't they just share the hedge?
Easily distracted by shiny objects, like Kevin’s glasses
Note: Kevin = Kevin Blackistone, another panelist on the show
If you all is y’all, then can your new poodle be your noodle?
I run a website, so I am a webmaster, like Spiderman
Happy Friday everyone. May the richest panelist win
Always give 100% in life, unless you’re donating blood.
Pujols' 500 home runs good
Paige's 2100 shows better!
When life gives you questions, Google has answers.
I am always disappointed when a liar’s pants don’t catch on fire
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A smarty pants.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs?
From eggplants.
What day does an easter egg had the most?
Fry-days.
Never trust an atom. They make up everything
Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.
Welcome
Please remove your shoes. Take mine on the way out
Loafers: My shoe style and my lifestyle
I’m wearing skinny jeans. Do they make me look fat?
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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