Who is better looking? Me or Frank?
—Chalkboard
Note to self:
Insult Frank as much as possible
Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show.
“I pity the fool”
The Woody Project
“Kiss my grits”
I hear the sound of the mute button in my sleep
I feel like I’m being watched
I “overuse” air quotes
Dogs have owners, cats have staff
I can’t even be trusted to type what I mean
I do what I want, when I want…as long as Mom says it’s OK
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
I always thought air was free, then I bought a bag of chips.
I don’t have birthdays. I level up.
Don’t ask me. I was hired for my looks.
Free agent pricetags
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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