What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A smarty pants.

Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs?
From eggplants.

What day does an easter egg had the most?
Fry-days.

Never trust an atom. They make up everything
Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.

Welcome
Please remove your shoes. Take mine on the way out

Loafers: My shoe style and my lifestyle
I’m wearing skinny jeans. Do they make me look fat?

Who is better looking? Me or Frank?

—Chalkboard

Note to self:
Insult Frank as much as possible

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show.

“I pity the fool”
The Woody Project
“Kiss my grits”
I hear the sound of the mute button in my sleep
It’s going to be a rough day

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I feel like I’m being watched
I “overuse” air quotes
Dogs have owners, cats have staff
I can’t even be trusted to type what I mean
I do what I want, when I want…as long as Mom says it’s OK
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