Who should I wear when I host the Oscars next year?
Raise your hand if you have at least 10 wins. Sorry Frank.
Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show.
Whatever happened to the #1 pencil?
My mechanic couldn’t fix my brakes, so he told me to use my feet
Why the long face?
I’m getting a tattoo
Talk nerdy to me
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat
The top two reasons I love being on ATH:
1. The fame
2. No pants necessary
OK, so what is the speed of dark?
My sleep # is 463. Or is that my # of wins?
Czech mate!
Does this pink chalk make me look fat?
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My sources are unreliable, but their info is fascinating
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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