English muffin
Note: Picture of a muffin with a groomed mustache and a monocle. [pic]
Often in error
never in doubt
To the best of my recollection I don’t remember
We get some kind of weather here everyday
Without me chalk is useless
Most of his fan mail is addressed to me
Note: Arrow pointing at Woody [pic]
3.14% of sailors are pirates
I tried to hashtag #. Why didn’t that work?
I’m just a pawn in this Reali’ty show
Snowstorm in Manhattan: Please advise
Note: Woody in NYC for Super Bowl, and there was some snow (2-4 inches)
This one’s for the John
The chalkboard is real memorabilia
I tried 2 drown my sorrows but they learned 2 swim
I’ll have a diet soda w/2 sugars
NY guy says will trade wife 4 S.B. tix!!!
Note: Woody in NYC for Super Bowl
My statisticals are better than yours.
-Richard Sherman
Pot roast recipe
1. Buy one
2. Put in crock pot
3. Wait 10 hours
4. Serve
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About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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