Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
I always thought air was free, then I bought a bag of chips.
I don’t have birthdays. I level up.
Don’t ask me. I was hired for my looks.
Free agent pricetags
If you even dream of beating me, wake up and apologize
Keep the dream alive. Hit the snooze button.
I can explain it to you but I can’t understand it for you.
I like to party. And by party I mean take naps.
Who should I wear when I host the Oscars next year?
Raise your hand if you have at least 10 wins. Sorry Frank.
Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show.
Whatever happened to the #1 pencil?
My mechanic couldn’t fix my brakes, so he told me to use my feet
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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