Why the long face?
I’m getting a tattoo
Talk nerdy to me
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat
The top two reasons I love being on ATH:
1. The fame
2. No pants necessary
OK, so what is the speed of dark?
My sleep # is 463. Or is that my # of wins?
Czech mate!
Does this pink chalk make me look fat?
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with worry,
Chalkboard
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My sources are unreliable, but their info is fascinating
English muffin
Note: Picture of a muffin with a groomed mustache and a monocle. [pic]
Often in error
never in doubt
To the best of my recollection I don’t remember
We get some kind of weather here everyday
Without me chalk is useless
About Woody’s Chalkboard
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