Hey bro, did you gain weight?
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My sleep # is 463. Or is that my # of wins?
My sources are unreliable, but their info is fascinating
English muffin
Note: Picture of a muffin with a groomed mustache and a monocle. [pic]
To the best of my recollection I don’t remember
We get some kind of weather here everyday
I am the real star. Not him
Note: Arrow pointing at Woody [pic]
Without me chalk is useless
Most of his fan mail is addressed to me
Note: Arrow pointing at Woody [pic]
3.14% of sailors are pirates
I tried to hashtag #. Why didn’t that work?
I’m just a pawn in this Reali’ty show
Snowstorm in Manhattan: Please advise
Note: Woody in NYC for Super Bowl, and there was some snow (2-4 inches)
I’m in a New Jersey state of mind
Note: Woody in NYC for Super Bowl
The chalkboard is real memorabilia