Writing with chalk is pointless
I’m stupid, but I have a smart phone
Manning’s a money back guarantee
I'm confused
wait, maybe I'm not...
Free shrugs
Spelling is difficoult hard
I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.
I don’t respond to anonymous mail.
Bolo ties are out. I’m wearing man Uggs
If plan “A” doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out
You mad, bro?
You had me at the proper use of you’re
Don't read the next line.
You rebel
If you fall, I'll be there.
-- Floor
If you’re on the right track make sure you don’t sit there
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I hate chalkboard autocorrect
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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