Be naughty.
Save Santa the trip.
Eggnog.
Hate the egg, love the nog.
A great idea came to me, but I wasn’t home
For my next trick Cowlishaw will be eliminated
I write, therefore I’m right
Thank me. I’m welcome.
ATH team.
Assemble
Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
If you can’t speak, it’s a mute point
I’m really board
I lost my watch. I don’t have time for this
Should Reali stay in Bristol?
Vote now
Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
Mute me all you want. I’m learning sign language
I only answer voices in my head on Mondays
A Plaschke is derived from a square foot
My chalkboard is more famous than I am
I stole the iPhone 5, but I never faced time
If you say “gullible” slowly it sounds like “oranges”
I wanted to be frank today but he is taken
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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