It’s not how you pick your nose, but where you put your booger
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.

He does the
work of 3 men


Larry, Moe
and Curly</p>

Note: I notice that Woody does not use the Oxford comma.

I look way better in person.
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and bigfoot on the UFO.
I was the next door kid’s imaginary friend
PAIGE

Note: Had an "eye" between the "A" and "G" in his name. During the introductions, he had an aluminum "model" of the balloon boy balloon flying in front of him as he did his impression of the reporters covering that story. [pic]

I am not young enough to know everything.
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser
Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway.
I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through
The early bird gets the worm. But the 2nd mouse gets the cheese.
Work fascinates me…I could sit and watch it for hours
We got rid of the kids, the cat was allergic

Sometimes I need what only you can give me:
your absence

If practice makes perfect, how do you explain taxi drivers?
Get the facts first, you can distort them later.
Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it

Bad Decisions
Make good stories!

All the world’s a stage. I seem to have missed the rehearsal.
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