Woody’s Chalkboards

I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers, but every time the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back

I’m opening up a new place selling synonym twirls

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all of his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

Creating a new TV show about hammerhead losing on purpose:
Shark Tanking

My friend has been a limo driver for 25 years and has never had a customer. All that time and nothing to chauffeur it

President’s Day is just a sad reminder my wallet is filled with pictures of only the first one

According to my neighbor’s journal, I have “boundary issues”

I’m not the type of person to distance myself from anything…
far from it

Keyara Allen, would you please go to the Union Springs prom with me?
Love ~ Daniel J Mallon II

Chalkboard available for birthday parties. I’ll bring the clown

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich have horses. How the stables have turned

A lot of conflict in the wild west could have been avoided if they had built their towns big enough for another person

I just had a once in a lifetime experience. I’ll never be doing that again

My neighbor knocked on my door at 2AM. Can you believe it, 2AM? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me

Nothing good happens at 3AM, including my sleep

6:30 is the best time on the clock, hands down

I’ve expanded my skills. I can now forget what I’m doing while I’m actually doing it

Why do they put 4 wheels on shopping carts when only 3 of them ever work?

If I’ve told you once I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!

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