Woody’s Chalkboards

I hate when things take forever and a day. I don’t mind waiting forever. It’s the extra day that kills me

I got hit by a rental car. It Hertz

You can fool some of the people some of the time, but I fool all of the panelists all of the time

Hosting a new T.V. show about a village in the Netherlands “Around The Hoorn”

Where there is love, there is live…insurance

Sequel: Three chalkboards outside Tony Reali’s apartment

Every time Tony gives me a point, an angel gets her wings. She has to walk today

Fear of ghost who uses puns is paranomasia

You know where I’m at, you know where I be

Note: Clinton Yates was the panelist from Denver, but had Woody's chalkboard up

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Note: Clinton Yates was the panelist from Denver, but had Woody's chalkboard up

Dance with your dogs in the nighttime

Note: Clinton Yates was the panelist from Denver, but had Woody's chalkboard up

Better POTUS name? Woodrow or Clinton

Note: Clinton Yates was the panelist from Denver, but had Woody's chalkboard up

When I retire from ATH, it will be the end of an error

I’m on the “OS” diet. I only eat tacos, burritos, Cheetos, Cheerios, Fritos, Oreos and potatoes.
I’ve gained 12 pounds

In my bracket, I’m picking only chalk

Beware the ides of March Madness, Caesar

Think Tony will be fair to me today? Me, neither

Everything I know I learned from Captain Kangaroo

Will he be called for offensive pass interference?
(drum roll)

Horse named Rob Gronkowski qualifies for Kentucky Derby
(to be continued)

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